Olympic Divers Make Poop Faces
If you’re like me, and the Olympics have taken over your television set this sportless season (say ‘baseball’ and I will throttle you with a toilet brush), then you’ve probably tuned in to a few...
View ArticleOffice Co-Workers- The Destroyer
The Destroyer– Bringer of Death In video games, there are a number of terms for the ultimate tool of destruction: BFG (Big Fucking Gun), The Redeemer, The Golden Gun – all of which are one shot one...
View ArticleSketch-a-Poop
There’s something about poop that takes us back to the earliest memories of our existence. The first time we sharted in school (second grade for me), the first time the toilet overflowed, and just the...
View ArticleOffice Co-Workers- The Five Star
The Five-Star – “Pardon Me, Would You Have Any Grey Poop-On?” There are those who have the drive and determination to always find the best toilets. For their frou-frou poo-poo, some people are willing...
View ArticleOffice Co-Worker – The Ripper
The Ripper – The Steve Nash of Passing Gas As a kid, you may have walked by your parents’ bathroom at 6am, during Dad’s daily routine, and heard an overabundance of noise. These hard-working men stored...
View ArticlePoop eating worms clean up your turds
Attention all candle makers, air freshener companies and incense burners, you should all start your R&D on creating the smell ‘Port-o-Potties’ because that smell may soon be forgotten. Eisenia...
View ArticleOffice Co-Worker – The Talker
The Talker – “The funny thing about this is there’s poop coming out of my butt, RIGHT NOW” Conversation’s great, but like masturbation, it has a time and a place – not the office bathroom. The only...
View ArticleOffice Co-Worker – The Timid
The Timid – Don’t Look Down Self-conscious and fearful, The Timid is always preoccupied with not being smelled, heard, or even known to have gone to the bathroom. Oftentimes, The Timid will go at odd...
View ArticleOffice Co-Worker – The Keyholder
The Keyholder – Your Fate is in Their Hands More so than your clients or your boss, your workday is at the mercy of The Keyholder – the person who either physically holds the bathroom key or the one...
View ArticleKopi Luwak – Poop Coffee
You know how coffee makes you poop? Well, it is the exact opposite for a little creature known as the Asian Palm Civet. To get straight to the point, the poop from the Civet is used to create coffee....
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